What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 13:26
Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.
I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).
Me : I don't drink
What song are you listening to right now? What does it mean to you?
By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.
Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!
He : So, are you seeing someone?
What smell will you never forget?
I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)
Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?
Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!
Have you ever been forced into bestiality?
He : Tea ?
He : Btw, you're really pretty.
He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?
What is the STAR interview method?
Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.
He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!
He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?
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Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).
He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?
Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?
Which feels physically better for guys: vaginal sex or anal sex?
I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?
Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.
Me : No
Have you ever heard of the god Priapus being the same as the god Phosphorus?
Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!
Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)
I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.
Me (a little confused) : I don't know
Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.
He : I'm 24.
He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?
He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.
He : Then let's have some coffee
Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?
Me : I don't drink coffee also
He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?
By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.
Since the Brits can't steer their oil tanker, what makes them think they can take on Russia?
He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?
I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.
Me : Because it's month of August.
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I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.
Me : Sure.
Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.
He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.
Me : Thank you.
He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.
P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.
I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.